costume ideas past and future

Here's some costume ideas I may or may not have executed over the years:

• Saddam Hussein on acid (involves Saddam costume and actual acid)
  
• Raphael Palmiero with raging hardon (multiple ways to achieve the hardon)
• Brawny Paper Towel Man (lumberjack flannel, fake mustache, red wig, and paper-towel packed physique are a magic combination)
• Prince Werewolf
• Dr Mario
  
• Walking puppet stage complete with puppets and Man-At-Arms helmet.
• The Antikythera Mechanism

This morning I was kinda freaked out because I had a dream where I had to bring a gun to help defend a store that I worked at from some attackers. Along the way I dropped it and I had to go get it from some kids that had grabbed it. I felt like an idiot asking them if they had it because, shit, I don't know anything about guns. After I got to the store, we had to take off in a plane before the whole place flooded.